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Maximum Fucking Tenderness

by Pandas

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1.
Cowgirl Up 03:07
-Is this all i need to broadcast and press exaggerations? -Overblown with this point-of-view with shouting introspections. -Finding fault in all of us. Does that make me the exception? -Hiding behind the lines and rhymes is my amateur deception. -Hey I'm just like you. -Nothing to prove to you -I'll justify the fear you consume. -So allow me to expand. -Please allow me to expand. -I'll just tussle the hate the dangles from your mind -which allows me to expand. -The unfocused eyes distracted from all those landmines -and allows me to expand. -"Free to do as we tell you to" -Free to do as we tell you -Pay attention. -Hold all questions. -Spraying words everywhere like shit dumped through a fan. -Peek that primitive response to soil you opinions. -A blanket statement of cant will keep you all so intrigued. -This blanket statement of cant is all I need for credibility. -A blanket statement of cant is all I'll say. Believe you me. -A blanket statement of cant will keep you all so intrigued.
2.
-Bomb schools. -Bomb mosques. -Bomb the desert into toxic glass. -Bombed out storefronts -Bombed out museum artifacts. -Call in your favor -to eradicate these civil wars. -Call us your savior. -We're the one's you've been waiting for. -Called entrepreneurs -with your countries wealth. We will devour. -Call us your savior. -We're the one's you've been praying for. -We'll be right here to stay. -Hold out your grubby hands. -We'll take your pay in resources and land. -Peace we've force-fed into your towns -keeps all the sweatshops running safe and sound. -Surgery with an axe. -Cultures snuffed-out like old cigarettes. -Oh how patriotic. -Leveled cities for corporate profit. -You never could have succeeded without us. -You'd never evolve wings without our guidance. -You'll forever be dependent on us. -We're right here -Seconal that keeps you at rest. -We'll stay here -Pest control with armored tanks. -We're right here -Relief to those midnight terror threats. -We'll stay here -No need for all of your thanks. -We're right here -To extort your choice with puppets. -As a dust cloud descends, -colonies of ants recollect in the sands. -Smoldering heaps of rust. -Under the debris is your utopia. -Call us your savior. -We're the one's you've been waiting for. -We're the one's you've been praying for. -We're the one's you've been dying for. -We'll be right here to stay.
3.
Jon Biscotti 03:08
-Just wait til he arrives. -So smarmy and so snide. -He'll reveal the insides -of this over-priced carnival ride. -He pulls up a stool and a smirk -pours out his mouth. -He'll introduce you around to this -murder of crows. -His charm will suck you in -before this bar let's out. -Your just another notch on his -riddled bedpost. -This counter-culture has such a strange symmetry, -by grasping co-dependent personalities. -Irony to hide those insecurities. -I'll show you who's worth your time. -I'll show you whom to stand behind. -Soon we'll be intertwined. -I'll show you who's worth your time. -I'll show you who's worth your time. -This scene, it seems -to lack a steady pulse. -This scene, it seams -to suffocate on itself. -This scene, it seems -like beating a dead horse. -This scene, its seams -are exposed of course. -It's best if you just play along -You'll be so much more if you just play along. -Don't ever say, "It's not who you know." -I'm the only one you'll ever need to know. -He pulls a stool up to the bar. -Pours some vermouth. -He'll introduce you to this -Murder of crows. -His charm will suck you in -before this bar let's out. -Your just another notch on his -riddled bedpost.
4.
-Just one more upgrade. You'll see. -Just this last payment. You'll be complete. -All your troubles will evaporate. -Just you buy and see. -They grin through their teeth -at every commercial break. -Ads as insincere as thieves. -Here's the sound of you new ad campaign. -Chain us to cars. Bind us to restaurant chains. -We'll smooth down these ban saw sounds -to be the soundtrack to your cash cow. -Pitch to your desperate, down-trodden and old -to experience this traveling medicine show. -Airbrush us to a mirror-shine -to refract those wants through the T.V. 's eye -Just show us where we sign. -Buy buy this car -Buy buy this cure -Buy back your youth -Bait bait that hook -Buy buy this song -Bite bite that hook -Bottled snake-oil. You'll see, -just this placebo and you'll be complete. -All that pain with evaporate. -Just you buy and see. -This crippling kipple is just a creeping catastrophe, -which voids your warranty.

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released April 2, 2013

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Pandas Baltimore

Some of us are now, Hot Shame: hotshame.bandcamp.com It’s like punk, but with more musicianship. Maybe it’s actually prog, but prog that never went to Berkeley. Then again,maybe it’s metal, but without all the spiky leather. Or perhaps it’s hardcore, but more Greg Ginn and less Jamey Jasta. ... more

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